SANTA & BANTA JOKES
SANTA: TUMHARI WIFE GUM HUI TO POLICE KO Q NAHI BATAYA? BANTA: JAB MERA SCOOTER GUM HUA THA TO UNHONE 15/20 DIN ISTEMAL KARKE LOUTAYA THA. ************************************************************************ Hum To Kirayedar Hain Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.. ************************************************************************ Andhera Santa: Mujhe Toh Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa: Andhera. ************************************************************************ Santa to Pappu Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. ************************************************************************ Kaun hai jo Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he? Santa: Airhostess! ************************************************************************ Ek baat batani hai Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi. Santa: Bolo. Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu! Santa: It's a gud News. Jeeto: Shadi ke pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi. ************************************************************************ Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ? ************************************************************************ Tameez se bat karo Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? ************************************************************************ Banta mujra dekhne gaya Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha. Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo. Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night. ************************************************************************ Itna bada Pappu: Dad, main itna bada kab banunga ke main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon. Santa: Beta, itna bada to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua... ************************************************************************ Antim ichchha Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..! ************************************************************************
SANTA: TUMHARI WIFE GUM HUI TO POLICE KO Q NAHI BATAYA? BANTA: JAB MERA SCOOTER GUM HUA THA TO UNHONE 15/20 DIN ISTEMAL KARKE LOUTAYA THA. ************************************************************************ Hum To Kirayedar Hain Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.. ************************************************************************ Andhera Santa: Mujhe Toh Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa: Andhera. ************************************************************************ Santa to Pappu Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo. ************************************************************************ Kaun hai jo Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he? Santa: Airhostess! ************************************************************************ Ek baat batani hai Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi. Santa: Bolo. Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu! Santa: It's a gud News. Jeeto: Shadi ke pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi. ************************************************************************ Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ? ************************************************************************ Tameez se bat karo Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge? ************************************************************************ Banta mujra dekhne gaya Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha. Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya, ab aap hume khush karo. Banta utha or khud nachne laga.. Gud Night. ************************************************************************ Itna bada Pappu: Dad, main itna bada kab banunga ke main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon. Santa: Beta, itna bada to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua... ************************************************************************ Antim ichchha Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..! ************************************************************************
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