Jul 28, 2008
Jul 21, 2008
Funny shayari
Funny Shayari
Funny Shayari
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein
rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??
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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
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Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein
rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??
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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
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Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
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Ram ne dhanush toda seeta chali aai,
Kishan ne bansuri bajai to,
Radha daudi chali aai,
Aur hum ne sirf siti mari,
Aur tu baap ko le aai.
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Ghar Ghar me diya jale to,
Diwali mat samajo,
Mai tumhare piche padun to,
Mawali mat samajo.
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Tarif ke kabil hum kahan,
Charcha to aap ki chalti hai,
Sub kuch hai aap ke paas,
Bus Singh aur puch ki kami lagati hai.
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Wo chum le ek baar to aati nahi nind
usaki mithi awaj men hee raat jaati hai beet,
Is lie kaheta hun yaaro,risk na uthao,
kachua jalao machr bhagao
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Raat ko jab koi SMS aata hai,
Humko sirf aapka hi khyal aata hai,
kyonki jab sara jahan so jata hai,
tab ullu hi mandarata hai
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Mere dil, jigar,kideny, liver ho tum,
Vakt bewakt aaye wo fever ho tum,
Dubake mar jau wo river ho tum,
Mere jivan me ab to forever ho tum.
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Suraj bana to badal bane,
Chanda bana to tare bane,
Husn bana to diwane bane,
Kuch to khas baat hai aap me,
Yu hi nahi pagalkhane bane.
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Marane par hume jannat mile na mile,
SMS me kasar mat chod meri jaan,
Ye hava ye fija mile na mile,
SMS me kasar mat chod meri jaan,
Malum nahi upar jakar mobile mile na mile.
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Tere husan ki kya tarif karu,
Tera bandar jaisa muh,
Tere julfon ki kya tarif karu,
Tere her ek baal pe ju.
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Kishan ne bansuri bajai to,
Radha daudi chali aai,
Aur hum ne sirf siti mari,
Aur tu baap ko le aai.
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Ghar Ghar me diya jale to,
Diwali mat samajo,
Mai tumhare piche padun to,
Mawali mat samajo.
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Tarif ke kabil hum kahan,
Charcha to aap ki chalti hai,
Sub kuch hai aap ke paas,
Bus Singh aur puch ki kami lagati hai.
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Wo chum le ek baar to aati nahi nind
usaki mithi awaj men hee raat jaati hai beet,
Is lie kaheta hun yaaro,risk na uthao,
kachua jalao machr bhagao
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Raat ko jab koi SMS aata hai,
Humko sirf aapka hi khyal aata hai,
kyonki jab sara jahan so jata hai,
tab ullu hi mandarata hai
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Mere dil, jigar,kideny, liver ho tum,
Vakt bewakt aaye wo fever ho tum,
Dubake mar jau wo river ho tum,
Mere jivan me ab to forever ho tum.
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Suraj bana to badal bane,
Chanda bana to tare bane,
Husn bana to diwane bane,
Kuch to khas baat hai aap me,
Yu hi nahi pagalkhane bane.
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Marane par hume jannat mile na mile,
SMS me kasar mat chod meri jaan,
Ye hava ye fija mile na mile,
SMS me kasar mat chod meri jaan,
Malum nahi upar jakar mobile mile na mile.
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Tere husan ki kya tarif karu,
Tera bandar jaisa muh,
Tere julfon ki kya tarif karu,
Tere her ek baal pe ju.
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Khuda ki kasam mai tumhara nahi hu,
Nadi hu mai ek, kinara nahi hu,
Dekhti ho kyun tum mujhe muskrurake,
Shadi suda hun mai kuvara nahi hu mai.
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Aaj aap kuch sharmaye hue lagte ho,
thand se kapkapaye hue lagte ho,
kya khoob nikhra hai chehra aapka,
kafi dino baad nahaye hue lagte ho....
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Ashiq pagal ho jate hai pyar me,
Jo kasar rahe jati hai vo,
Puri ho jati hai intejar me,
Magar unaki dilruba nahi samajti,
Vo chali jati hai kisi aur ki car me.
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Tumko dekha toh yeh khayaal aaya,
Tumko dekha toh yeh khayaal aaya,
ki paagalon ke stalk mein naya maal aaya......
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Apun dono ki dosti jhakaas maangta,
jhakaas bole toh,
apun hira ,tu moti
apun sabji ,tu roti
apun paani ,tu tanki
apun taarzan, tu monkey....
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Na vo ikrar karate hai na wo inkar karate hai,
Mere khayal me wo kambakt mere,
Kisi dost ko pyar karte hai.
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Yu dekha na karo tum hume hasate haste,
Yu dekha na karo tum hume hasate haste,
Mere dost bahut he kharab hai,
Kahe denge bhabi ji namaste.
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Umidon ki shama dil me mat jalana,
Is jahan ke safar me kahi kho na jana,
Aaj mud me tha to sms kar dia,
Par roj intejar me palake mat bichana.
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Nadi hu mai ek, kinara nahi hu,
Dekhti ho kyun tum mujhe muskrurake,
Shadi suda hun mai kuvara nahi hu mai.
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Aaj aap kuch sharmaye hue lagte ho,
thand se kapkapaye hue lagte ho,
kya khoob nikhra hai chehra aapka,
kafi dino baad nahaye hue lagte ho....
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Ashiq pagal ho jate hai pyar me,
Jo kasar rahe jati hai vo,
Puri ho jati hai intejar me,
Magar unaki dilruba nahi samajti,
Vo chali jati hai kisi aur ki car me.
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Tumko dekha toh yeh khayaal aaya,
Tumko dekha toh yeh khayaal aaya,
ki paagalon ke stalk mein naya maal aaya......
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Apun dono ki dosti jhakaas maangta,
jhakaas bole toh,
apun hira ,tu moti
apun sabji ,tu roti
apun paani ,tu tanki
apun taarzan, tu monkey....
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Na vo ikrar karate hai na wo inkar karate hai,
Mere khayal me wo kambakt mere,
Kisi dost ko pyar karte hai.
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Yu dekha na karo tum hume hasate haste,
Yu dekha na karo tum hume hasate haste,
Mere dost bahut he kharab hai,
Kahe denge bhabi ji namaste.
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Umidon ki shama dil me mat jalana,
Is jahan ke safar me kahi kho na jana,
Aaj mud me tha to sms kar dia,
Par roj intejar me palake mat bichana.
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Good Friends R Hard to Find
GooD FriendS
Good Friends Are Hard To Find.
Good Friends Are Easy To Love.
Good Friends Are Presents That
Last Forever And That Feel
Like Gifts From Above
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Good Friends Are One In A Million.
Good Friends Are Stories To Share.
Good Friends Know The Path To Your
Happiness, And They Walk With You
All The Way There.
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Good Friends Are Lives Overlapping.
Good Friends Are Laughter And Tears.
Good Friends Are Emotions So Deep
That The Trust Just Keeps Growing
Over The Years.
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Good Friends Are Hard To Find.
Good Friends Are Easy To Adore.
And You've Been Such A Good Friend To Me
....That I Could Ask For Nothing More.
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Thanks for Being Such a Wonderful Friend
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A friend is 1% FUNNY
2% SWEET
3% CARING
4% LOVING and
90% GOOD-LOOKING.
THAT'S WHY I AM UR FRIEND
REMEMBER ME IN YOUR PRAYERS
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Munna Bhai & Circuit
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. ***************************************************************************
MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
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MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur who char mahinay mein bolne lagay Ga.
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PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
CIRCUIT : Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
CIRCUIT : Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...
ENGLISHMAN : What is that?
CIRCUIT : Air India
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Wonderful coffee
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
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Doctor's promise
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
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Dentist's thinking
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
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In safe hands
Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.
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What A Family??
MAN:boy, whats your dad's name?
BOY:his name is LAUGHING..
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MAN:and yoursmother' s name?
BOY:SMILING. .
MAN:you must be kidding...
BOY:no, that's my brother..
& I am JOKING..!
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MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. ***************************************************************************
MAMU : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.
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MAMU : Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur who char mahinay mein bolne lagay Ga.
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PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI : Bole toh pehlay date of birth Bata mamu.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
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Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
CIRCUIT : Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN : What is this?
CIRCUIT : Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...
ENGLISHMAN : What is that?
CIRCUIT : Air India
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
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MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, TU kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur who bhi ulta?
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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
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PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
Wonderful coffee
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
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Doctor's promise
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
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Dentist's thinking
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
***************************************************************************
In safe hands
Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.
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What A Family??
MAN:boy, whats your dad's name?
BOY:his name is LAUGHING..
.
.
MAN:and yoursmother' s name?
BOY:SMILING. .
MAN:you must be kidding...
BOY:no, that's my brother..
& I am JOKING..!
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Baat Reh Gayi
Baat Reh Gayi
Saath Humara pal bhar ka sahi,
par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi
rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara
par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi*************************************************
Din jo guzar gaye hai yunhi
Raat bhi dhal gayi hai yunhi
Koshish tho bahut ki dil ne
Zuban pe baat rah gaye yun*************************************************
chal padi hai kashtiyaan samandar, door hai kinaraa
in maajoon se pooch lena, kya haal hai hamara
ab hawaein kareingi, roshiniyon ka faisla
jis diye main jaan hogi, woh diya reh jayega*************************************************
Guzare Huve Kal Ki Yaad aati hai,
kuch lamhon se aankhen bhar aati hain,
woh subah rangeen shaam nirali doob jati hain,
jab aap jaise doston ki yaad aati hai.*************************************************
e kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main
ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.*************************************************
Bechara Kuch Is Ada Sey Rukh Hi Badal Gaya
Ek Shaks Sarey Shehar Ko Veeran Kar Gaya*************************************************
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par woh pal aise jaise koi kal nahi
rahe zindagi mein shayad phir milna humaara
par mehekti rahengi tumhari yaadein humare sang sahi*************************************************
Din jo guzar gaye hai yunhi
Raat bhi dhal gayi hai yunhi
Koshish tho bahut ki dil ne
Zuban pe baat rah gaye yun*************************************************
chal padi hai kashtiyaan samandar, door hai kinaraa
in maajoon se pooch lena, kya haal hai hamara
ab hawaein kareingi, roshiniyon ka faisla
jis diye main jaan hogi, woh diya reh jayega*************************************************
Guzare Huve Kal Ki Yaad aati hai,
kuch lamhon se aankhen bhar aati hain,
woh subah rangeen shaam nirali doob jati hain,
jab aap jaise doston ki yaad aati hai.*************************************************
e kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main
ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.*************************************************
Bechara Kuch Is Ada Sey Rukh Hi Badal Gaya
Ek Shaks Sarey Shehar Ko Veeran Kar Gaya*************************************************
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Bewafa Shayari
Bewafa Shayari
pyar me aakhe zuban hoti hai
sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai
pyar mein dard mile to kaisa ghabrana
suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai
aapke dilmein kya hai bata dijiye
yu khamosh rehkar na satiye
Tum bhi jano mein bhi janu
lahere aati hai jati hai
phir kyu likha naam mera kinare par
tum bhi jano mein bhi janu
dil na milte to mulakat aduri rehti
baat to hoti magar baat adhuri rehti
shukriya tera tere aanese ronak to badhi
nahi to yeh mehfil ek jasbat aduri rehti
tune apne daman mein chupaye mere aasu
nahi to akho ki barsaat adhuri rehti
ZINDAGI TO BEWAFA HAI EK DIN THUKRAYEGI MAUT HI EK SACCHI MEHBOOBA HAI( baki sab bakwaas)
EK DIN ZAROOR AAYEGI
Yeh Bhi Aadab Hamare Hain,
Tumhain Kya Malum Hum Tumhain Jeet Ke Harey Hain, Tumhain Kya Malum
Ek Tum Ho Ke Samajhte Nahi Hum Ko Apna
Ek Hum Hain Ke Tumhare Hain, Tumhain Kya Maalum
Dil Ko Manana aGar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan
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*Gam ka khazana*
Roye Hein Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai
Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala sacha Pyar Mila Hai
Guzar rahi hey zindagi Imtehan ke daur se
Ek khatam Hua To Doosra Tayar Mila Hai
Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal
Gam ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai
Wo kam nasib hain jinhe mehboob mil gaya
Mein khushnasib hoon mujhe Intezar mil gaya Gam
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*Ajnabi ke liye*
Mana ki ham bhula nahi paate unhe ek pal ke liye
par yu roya bhi nahi jaata ek pal ke liye
mila jo yu wo milkar bichhad gaya zindgi ke liye
unhe dil se nahi lagaya jaata dillagi ke liye
mana ki ye baat har kisi ko lagti hai sacchi
par har ajnabi nahi hote jamane mein bhulane ke liye
yu to khuda se jo maanga wo paya dua mein
par har dua kahan kabul hoti hai har kisi ke liye
wo aayega na lautkar fir kabhi ye jaante hain
fir bhi dil dhadkta hai aaj bhi usi ajnabi ke liye
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*Yeh kaisa Pyaar tha*
Muddat se jis ke waaste Dil be qaraar tha
Woh laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha
Jo humsafar tha chorr gaya raah main mujhe
Main phans gaya bhanwar main woh darya ke paar tha
Manzil kareeb aayi to tum door hogaye
Itna to tum batao ke yeh kaisa Pyaar tha
Chilman giradi yeh kis ne dono ke darmiyan.
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*Kayam abtak mujhme JAAN*
Humari baaton se ittefaq karoge kyon nahin
Main jo andheron me khada hun ik roushni liye
Ek ummid hai kayam abtak mujhme JAAN
main aasmaan bichhaunga tumhari zameen ke liye.
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* Aansoo… *
Doston..
Aaj Ek nazm likhi .. jisse bahut jald post karunga..
Uss nazm ko likhte hue ek khayal aaya zehan mein
Ki Aansu hum sab ki zindagi mein kya jagah rakhte hain!!
Zaruri nahi ye hamesha gham ki nishani hon..
Kabhi kabhi ye uss jazbe ka ehsaas bhi kara dete hain
jisse hum Khushi kehte hain..
Ussi nazm ko likhte hue maine kuch lines
Ek khayal ki tarah likhi hain..
jo aap sab k saath share kar rahi hoon yahan
Kuch Deewane Aansu
Ishq ke daayre mein
Apna muqaam paa lete hain
Chahat ke kisson mein
Apni zindagi ka
Har hissa baha lete hain
Inhe hum kabhi
Jo mitaana chahein
Mohabbat mitne lagti hai
Inke Ehsaas Bina
Khushiyon ki aandhi mein
Wafayein bujhne lagti hain!!
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*Intezar Ki Had*
Ek Ada Aapki Dil Churaane Ki
Ek Ada Aapki Dil Main Bus Jaane Ki
Ek Chehra Aapka Chaand Sa Ek Zid Humari Chaand Ko Paane Ki
Ishq kiya tujhse, mere aitbaar ki had thi
Ishq mein de di jaan, mere pyaar ki had thi
Marne ke Baad Bhi khuli thi aankhen, yeh mere intezar ki had thi.===============================================================
*Patthar ki is duniya main*
Patthar ki iss duniya main
Sheeshe kay dil aksar toot jaya karte hai,
Aye dost, aankhe sambhalkar band karna,
Kyonki palkon ke beech bhi aksar khwab mit jaaya karte hai===============================================================
*Abhi na jaao chorh ke…*
Mausam ka ishaara hai abhi na jaaiye
Tod ke yoon dil humara, na jaaiye !
Bahaar ke rang ghule hain fizaaon main
Bahaar ke aanchal se uth kar na jaaiye !
Zamane ki gardishen ruk to nahin jayengi
Dunya ki khatir humko chorh ke na jaaiye !
Jaane se aapke rooth ke baithe hain hum
Ab humko manane ki khatir hi na jaaiye !
Aankhon ki chamak humse chupate hain aap kyun
Aarzuon ne li hain angdaaiyan, abhi na jaaiye ! ===============================================================
*Mohabat ke bina*
Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai…===============================================================
Ek Ada Aapki Dil Churaane Ki
Ek Ada Aapki Dil Main Bus Jaane Ki
Ek Chehra Aapka Chaand Sa Ek Zid Humari Chaand Ko Paane Ki
Ishq kiya tujhse, mere aitbaar ki had thi
Ishq mein de di jaan, mere pyaar ki had thi
Marne ke Baad Bhi khuli thi aankhen, yeh mere intezar ki had thi.===============================================================
*Patthar ki is duniya main*
Patthar ki iss duniya main
Sheeshe kay dil aksar toot jaya karte hai,
Aye dost, aankhe sambhalkar band karna,
Kyonki palkon ke beech bhi aksar khwab mit jaaya karte hai===============================================================
*Abhi na jaao chorh ke…*
Mausam ka ishaara hai abhi na jaaiye
Tod ke yoon dil humara, na jaaiye !
Bahaar ke rang ghule hain fizaaon main
Bahaar ke aanchal se uth kar na jaaiye !
Zamane ki gardishen ruk to nahin jayengi
Dunya ki khatir humko chorh ke na jaaiye !
Jaane se aapke rooth ke baithe hain hum
Ab humko manane ki khatir hi na jaaiye !
Aankhon ki chamak humse chupate hain aap kyun
Aarzuon ne li hain angdaaiyan, abhi na jaaiye ! ===============================================================
*Mohabat ke bina*
Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai…===============================================================
Jul 17, 2008
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