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The Beautiful Eyes

The Most Beautiful Eyes

World's Heaviest Man

World's Heaviest Man
Wedding Bells for World's Heaviest Man

MONTERREY: Low-calorie food dominated at the wedding reception of Mexican Manuel Uribe, the world's fattest man in the 2007 Guinness Book of

World's fattest man, Mexico's Manuel Uribe, on his way to get married. (AFP Photo)
Records. Uribe married his friend's widow in a televised ceremony which the US Discovery Channel dubbed "My Big Fat Mexican Wedding".

The menu included a "low-calorie banquet" with meat, cream of mushroom and buttered vegetables.

Despite shedding 230 kilos early on this year, Uribe, 43, had to be carried by a crane on his bed, where he has been confined for years, to the makeshift altar at a venue 30 minutes from his home. Before the diet, he weighed 590 kilos.

The ceremony was televised by Discovery as part of a special, exclusive program titled after the 2002 US movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," with other reporters from Japan, Germany and Argentina in tow.

Uribe has been suffering from morbid obesity since 1992. He was gripped by suicidal thoughts until February of this year when he undertook a drastic diet.

He and his wife, Claudia Solis, first met four years ago at the deathbed of a friend. The friend weighed 250 kilos. (TOI)

LOVE SMS

LOVE SMS

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better
Than A Dream.

world is cruel, Love is blind. Lost in sadness, Blur In mind. Heart is
broken, flame had Died. Time Has passed but why is he... still not mine...

No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your
mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and
everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found
love when I found U.

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what hurts
more is to love someone, and never find the courage to let them know
how you feel.

It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day
to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I
fall in love... it never seems to last.

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I
fall in love all over again

Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think
about yourself.

Hai Mujhe Shayri ka Shauk

Hai Mujhe Shayri ka Shauk
Gum ko bhulaane mein likhta hoon shayari
Pyaar ko paane mein likhta hoon shayari
Khaas dost logo pe main banata hoon shayari
Pyaar khone mein likhta hoon shayari

Hai Mujhe shayri ka Shauk
Bichhade huye dost ko milati hai shayari
Pyaar ko majboot banati hai Shayari
Dil ko milaati hai Shayari
Rokar, Hasaati hai shayari

Ek Pyari Si Surat,
Ek Masum Sa Chehra,
2 Jheel Si Ankhe,
Kuchh Mithi Mithi Baate,
Ek Nazuk Ada,
Kuchh Masti Kuchh Maza,
Thodi Si Shrarat,
Bahut Sari Mohabbat,
Ek Bholi Si Muskan,
Ooncha Udne Ka Armaan,
Sabse Alag Sabse Juda,
Jiski Hai Pyari Har Ek Ada.......
Wo Sweet Girl Hai "AAP"

Dosti Shayari - 03

Dosti Shayari


Dost ko khona nahi chahte

Mushkilo se ghabra ke ab jeena nahi chahte,
Dur tumse hoke ab rahna nahi chahte,
Yun to dost bahot bane is zindagi mein,
Par tum jaise dost ko khona nahi chahte….
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Rishto ki kitab

Rishto ki kitab ka cover hai Dosti,
Dosti se bani hai hamari Hasti,
Khoon ke rishto ki baat aap karte hai,
Hamare liye to Zindagi hai Aap Ki Dosti
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Dosti ki tadap

Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jaata,
Dil me lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata,
Kitni bhi doori ho dosti me,
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata.
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Jasda-e-dost nakam

Jasda-e-dost nakam nahi hone denge!
Aap ki duniya me shaam nahi hone denge!
Dosti ka har imtihan apne sar pe lenge!
Par aye dost,Aapko kabhi pareshan na hone denge!
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Dua karte hain

Dua karte hain hum Sarko jhukaye
Ae dost tu apni Manzil ko paye
Agar kabhi tere Raahon mein Andhera aaye
Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko Jalaye
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Hasraton ki Nigaaho

Hasraton ki Nigaaho pe sakht Pehra hai…
Na Jaane Kis Ummid pe yeh Dil tehra hai…
Teri Chaahaton ki Kasam, aye Dost…
Apni Dosti ka Rishta Pyaar Se bhi Gehra hai…
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Ek Dost bahoot yaad aaya

Aaj Rootha huwa ek dost bahoot yaad aaya
Acha guzra huwa kuch waqt bahoot yaad aaya.
Meri aankho ke her ek ashk pe ronay wala
Aaj jab aankh yeh roee tu bohot yaad aaya.
Jo mere dard ko seene main chhupa leta tha
aaj jab dard huwa mujh ko bahoot yaad aaya.
Jo meri aankh main kajal ki tarh rehta tha
aaj kajal jo lagaya to bahoot yaad aaya.
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Yeh Hamari Kismat

Yeh hamari kismat hai ki aap hame dost kahete hai
door hokar bhi yaad karte hai
waqat aane par hum bhi dikha denge
ke dosti ka hak kaise ada karte hai
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Sher - 03

SHER

EK HI DUNIYA MEIN REHETE HAIN, PAR MIL NAHI PATTE HAIN, AAPSE TO AAPKE KHWAAB HI ACHE HAIN, JO AANKH BANDH KARTE HI CHALE AATE HAIN

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TANHAIYON SE NAHI HUM MEHFIL SE DARTE HAI, DUNIYA SE NAHI HUM KHUD SE DARTE HAI, YUN TO BOHOT KUCH KHOYA HAI HUMNE, NA JANE KYON TUJHE KHONE SE DARTE HAI...

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DIL USKE INTEZAR ME DHADAKTA HAI, ANKHO ME PYAR HI PYAR JHALAKTA HAI, SHAYAD WO SAMAJH LE DIL KI BAT, YEHI SOCH KAR INTEZAR KARTE REHTA HAI!!

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ANKHON PE ASUON KI LAKIR BAN GAI, KABHI NA SOCHA THA ASI TAKDIR BAN GAI, HAMNE TO YUNHI RET MEIN UNGLIYA PHIRAI, GOR SE DEKHA TO TERI TASVIR BAN GAI.

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Sher - 02

SHER

KHUDA NE SANSAR BANAYA AUR SO GAYA, USNE INSAN BANA AUR SO GAYA,
USNE LADKI BANAI, NA KHUD SOYA NA DUNIYA KO SONE DIYA.=========================================

KYA KAHU KISE KAHU, KYA DOSH DU TAKDIR KO,
MERA NASIB MEIN TO YEA BHI NAHI, KE DEKHU APKI TASVIR KO....=========================================

MAANA KI AAJ HAMARE SAATH KOI DILDAAR NAHIN,
LEKIN YE MAT SAMAJHNA KI HAMEIN KISI SE PYAR NAHIN,
KISMAT NE SAB KUCHH DIYA HAMEN,
SIRF DIYA HAMARA WOH YAAR NAHIN.=========================================

CHEEZ BEWAFAI SE BADKAR KYA HOGI, GUME HALAT JUDAI SE BADKAR KYA HOGI,
JISE DENI HO SAZA UMARBHAR KE LIYE, SAZA TANHAI SE BADKAR KYA HOGI.=========================================

DIYE SE ROSHAN RAHE AAPKA GHAR DWAR,
KHUSIYA AAYE JIVAN MEIN BAR BAR,
SAFALTA HAR DUM KARE AAPKA INTEZAR,
DIWALI KI SUBH KAMNAO KE SATH DHER SAARA PYAR.=========================================

CHAHA TO JINDAGI SE BAHUT KUCH, MAGAR TUJHE PANE KI EK PYAS SI REH GAYI,
CHAH KAR BHI TUJHE PA NA SAKE HUM, BUS AB TERI MEETHI SI YAAD REH GAYI.=========================================

AAKHEN KHOLU TO CHERA TUMARA HO, BAND KARU TO SAPNE TUMHARA HO,
MAR BHI JAU TO KOI GAM NAHI, AGAR KAFAN KE BADLE ACHAL TUMHARA HO.=========================================

KAASH HUM BHI AAINA KA EK TUKRA HOTE,
DIN MEIN EK BAAR TO TERE SAAMNE HOTE=========================================

KISMAT KISMAT KI BAAT HAIN, AAJ DIN TO KAL KAALI RAAT HAIN,
KABHI DHOOP TO KABHI BARSAAT HAIN, YEH MSG KA SILSALA CHALTA RAHEGA,
JAB TAK FREE SMS KA SAATH HAI.
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FOOL KHILTE HAI, BAHARO KA SAMA HOTA HAI, DOSTI KI BATEIN
PHONE PAR NAHI KARTE, YEH FASANA TO SMS SE HI BAYA HOTA HAI.=========================================

Sher - 01

SHER


WOH RUTHE IS KADAR KI MANAYA NA GAYA, DUR ITNE HO GAYE KI
PAAS BULAYA NA GAYA, DIL TO DIL THA SAMUNDAR KA SAHIL NAHIN,
LIKH DIYA NAAM TO PHIR MITAYA NA GAYA.

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DARD KO BHI AB DARD HONE LAGA, DARD KHUDI GHAV BHARNE LAGA,
DARD KE MARE HUM NA ROYE KABHI, DARD KHUD HUMKO CHHU KAR RONE LAGA.=========================================

SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE, APNO KO BHULAKAR CHALE GAYE,
KIS BHUL KI SAJA DI AAPNE HAME, PEHLE HASAYA FIR RULAKAR CHALE GAYE.=========================================

BHOOL SE AGAR KOI BHOOL HUI TO BHOOL SAMAJ KE USEY BHOOL JANA,
AREY BHOOLNA SIRF BHOOL KO, BHOOLKAR BHI HAME NA BHOOL JANA.=========================================

UNKI TASVIRO KO SEENE SE LAGA LETE HAI, IS TARAH JUDAI KA GAM
MITA DETE HAI, KISI TARA KABHI UNKA ZIKR HO JAYE TO,
BHEEGI PALKO KO JUKA LETE HAI.=========================================

HAR EK MUSKURAHAT MUSKAN NAHI HOTI, NAFRAT HO YA MOHABAT ASAN NAHI HOTI,
ASU GAM KE AUR KHUSHI KE EK JAISE HOTE HAI, INKI PEHCHAN ASAN NAHI HOTI.=========================================

KADAM KADAM PE HAWAO SE TALUK RAKHNA, DOSTI KE DOR PE DOSTI KA ASRA
RAKHNA, HAMARI YADON KI KHUSHBU ZARUR AYEGI, BUS AP APNA MOBILE ON RAKHNA.=========================================

ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE, DIL DEKAR DARD LENA
KOI HAMSE SIKHE, SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.=========================================

APKO ASHIRWAD MILE BADO SE, KHUSIAN MILE JAG SE,
PYAR MILE SAB SE, DAULAT MILE RAB SE, YAHI DUA IS DOST KI DIL SE...=========================================

CHAND KE LIYE SITARE ANEK HAI, LEKIN SITARO KE LIYE CHAND EK HAI,
AAP KE LIYE DOST HAZAR HONGE LEKIN, HAMARE LIYE AAP EK HAI!!=========================================

Dosti Shayari - 02

Dosti Shayari

khushi bhi doston se hai
Gam bhi doston se hai

Takraar bhi doston se hai
Pyar bhi doston se hai

Roothna bhi doston se hai
Manana bhi doston se hai

Baat bhi doston se hai
Misaal bhi doston se hai

Nasha bhi doston se hai
Shaam bhi doston se hai

Zindagi ki shuruvaat bhi doston se hai
Zindagi main mulakaat bhi doston se hai

Mohabbat bhi doston se hai
Inaayat bhi doston se hai

Kaam bhi doston se hai
Naam bhi doston se hai

Khyal bhi doston se hai
Armaan bhi doston se hai

Khvab bhi doston se hai
Maahol bhi doston se hai

Yaadein bhi doston se hai
Mulakaatein bhi doston se hai

Sapne bhi doston se hain
Apne bhi doston se hai

Ya yoon kahoon yaro
Apni to duniya hi doston se hai


Kisi Ne pucha Dost Kya Hai ?
Maine Kanto Par Chal Kar Bata Diya
Kitna Pyar Karoge Dost Ko?
Maine Pura Aasman Dikha Diya
Kaise Rakhoge Dost Ko?
Maine Halke Se Phulon Ko Sehla Diya
Kisi Ki Nazar Lag Gayi To ?
Maine Palko Mein Us Ko Chupa Liya
Jaan Se Bhi Pyara Dost Kise Kehte Ho ?
Maine Aapka Naam Bata Diya
My Friend, You It Is ...

Sher

SHER

Zaalim tha voh aur zulm ki aadat bhi bahut thi
Majaboor the hum un se muhabbat bhi bahut thi
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Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena,
Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena.========================================

..GUL KO GULSHAN MUBARAK ..SHAYER KO SHAYARI MUBARAK
..CHAND KO CHANDANI MUBARAK .ASHIK KO APANI MEHBOOBA MUBARAK
HAMARI AUR SE APKO... NAYI SUBAH MUBARAK.========================================

KHUDA KI IBAADAT ME JAB BHI YE HAATH UTHAYE,
YEHI DUA MAANGI-HAR KHUSHI TUMHE MIL JAAYE..,
MERI ZINDAGI SE TUM JEEYO,
TUMHARI MAUT SE HUM MAR JAAYE.========================================

KHAYALO KO KISI AAHAT KI AAS REHTI HAI,
NIGAH KO KISI SURAT KI PYAS RAHTI HAI,
TERE BIN KISI CHEEZ KI KAMI TO NAHI,
MAGAR TERE 'SMS BIN' TABIYAT UDAAS RAHTI HAI.========================================

IS DIL SE TERI YAAD BHULAI NAHI JATI,
YEH PYAR KI DAULAT HAI LUTAI NAHI JATI,
MAR MAR KE BANAI HAI JO TASVEER TERI,
APNE IN HATHON SE MITAI NAHI JATI.========================================

PEENE KI ADAT PILANE KI AADAT, NAJRON SE NAINE MILANE KI AADAT,
NAINE MILAYE BHI TAU KAISE, UNHE HAI NAINE JHUKANE KI AADAT.========================================

DIL JISE CHAHATA USSE KAH NAHI PATA, NAZAREIN DHOONTI JISE
WOH MIL NAHI PAATI, USHI KE LIYE MUJHE MARNA NAHI AATA,
USKE BINA MUJHE JEENA NEHI AATA.....========================================

Smallest Woman in The World

Smallest woman in the world. Age-22 years

Stumble It!

Explanation

Explanation

1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....

3. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"
Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"

4. Importance of a period

Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential? "
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "

6. Anger management?

Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush ."
Stumble It!

Romantic Shayari - 02

Romantic Shayari

*Pyar ka rang*

pyar ka rang holi se bhi gehra hota hai

do pyar karne walon ka joda sabse nyara hota hai

jo pyar ka dhaga ek baar toot jaye

to unka dubara judna namumkin hota hai

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*Zulfain Teri*

Kal Mila Waqt To Zulfain Teri Suljha Doonga

Aaaj Uljha Hoon Zara Waqt Ke Suljhane Main

Yoon To Sulajh Jatee hain Uljhee Zulfain

Umar Kat Jati Hai Waqt Ke Sulajhne Main

Dil Ko Manana agr Hota Aasan

Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Pareshan

Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main

Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayan

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*Yeh Nadani*

Hui hum se yeh nadani,

Kay teri mehfil mein aa baithe

Ho kay zameen ki khakh

Aasman se dil laga baithe

Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de day

Magar koi qabeel bhi to ho

Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hain

Magar koi qateel bhi to ho…

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Uski maasoom nigahein jaise meri nazron se mili

Uske hoto pe khamosh si harkat thi

AAB-E-DEEDAH se meri bebasi yun byaan hui

Zamaane ke shor mein yun aakhri mulaqaat anjaam hui

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Panjabi Shayari

*Ishq Koi Cheez*

Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di

ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di

ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda

eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda

ki samjhava main oos bedard nu

ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda

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*Soh Rab Di*

Soh rab di tenu pyar kita

hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi

tenu apni samaj ke dil dita

hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi

pyar tere de butte nu pani laya

hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi

teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda

hor aj tak sher banaya hi nahi

tu keh pagal ya keh chhalla

gusa gallaa teriya da kade aaya hii nahi

Ek Ada Aapki

Love Shayari - Yeh Ishq

Love Shayari

Yeh Ishq
Mera dil ab samjha hai yeh Ishq gazab hai kyun
Band nigahon mein tera tassavur ajab hai kyun
Saagar mein rehkar bhi paani ki tadap hai kyun
Use na choo paane ke baad maaloom hua, Ishq ehsaas hai kyun
Jo ho nahi sakta mera, uski chaah hai kyun
Bada ajab hai, Bada gazab hai
Bas yeh ISHQ hi hai yun….=======================================================


*Mohabbat Na Hoti*

Humen kash tum se mohbbat na hoti
Kahani hamari hakikat na hoti
Na dil tum ko dete na majboor hote
Na dunia na dunia ke dastoor hote
Qayamat se pahele qayamat na hoti
Humen kash tum se mohbbat na hoti
Hum Bandh gaye ishq me had se aage
Zamane ne thokar lagayi to jane
Agar mar bhee jate mohbbat me
par mohabbat toh abhi bhi hai………=======================================================


*Batao Kaisa Lagta Hai..?*

Batao Kaisa Lagta Hai…?
Kisi Viraan Raste Pe,
Kisi Anjaan Raste Pe,
Kisi Ka Saath Mil Jaana,
Khushi Ke Phool Khil Jaana,
Batao Kaisa Lagta Hai…?
Aur Uss Ke Baad Phir Ek Din,
Kisi Ka Youn Bichar Jaana,
Sabhi Rangon Ka Mit Jaana,
Woh Band Mutthi Mein Haathon Ki,
Faqat Kuch Rait Reh Jaana,
Batao Kaisa Lagta Hai…?=======================================================

*Mila Wo Bhi Nahi Karte*

Mila Wo Bhi nahi karte, Mila Hum Bhi nahi karte
Wafa Wo Bhi nahi karte, Wafa Hum Bhi nahi karte
Unhein Ruswai ka Dukh, Hamein Tanhai ka Darr
Gila Wo Bhi nahi karte, Shikwa Hum Bhi nahi karte
Kisi More per Takrav ho jata hai aksar
Ruka Wo bhi nahi karte, Thehra Hum bhi nahi karte=======================================================


*Tanhai*

Kanton si chubhti hai Tanhai
Angaron si sulagti hai Tanhai

Koi aa kar hum dono ko hansa de
Main rota hoon rone lagti hai Tanhai

Jab bhi tere Shahar se nikalna chaha
Yaadoon ke beej bone lagti hai Tanhai

Raat ke kisi hise main yeh bhi Bewafa ho jati hai
Main nahi sota sone lagti hai Tanhai

Tum se judaa ho kar is se hi Dil laga lia hai
Mar sa jata hoon jab khone lagti hai Tanhai=======================================================


*Suhaag Raat*

Aaj ki Rat Suhag Rat hai..
Aaj ki Rat muraadon ki Baraat aai hai
Aaj ki Rat nahin shikwey, shikayat ke liye
Aaj har lamha, har ek pal hai Mohabbat ke liye
Reshmi sej hai, mehki hui Tanhaai hai
Aaj ki Rat muraadon ki Barat aai hai
har Gunaah aaj Muqaddas hai Farishton ki tarha
Kaanptey haathon ko.=======================================================


*Pyaar To Jindagi Ka Afsana Hai*

Pyaar To Jindagi Ka Afsana Hai ,
Iska Apna Hi Ek Tarana Hai ,
Pata Hai Sabko Milenge Sirf Aansu ,
Par Na Jaane Duniya Me Har Koi Kyu Iska Diwana Hai …=======================================================

Nazar na lage

Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage,
Koi accha bhi is kadar na lage
Aap ko dekha hai bas uss nazar se,
Jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage….=======================================================

Hum harte chale gaye

Raat kya dhali, Sitare Chale Gaye.
Gairon se kiya Gila jab, Apne Chale Gaye
Jeet to sakte the Hum Ishq ki bazi,
magar Tumhe jitane ke liye hum harte chale gaye….=======================================================


Aankhon Ki Zubaan

Sookh Jaate Hain Lub, Lufz Milte Nahi
Hota Nahi Humse Ishq Bayaan
Unhe Kaise Bataoon Dil Ki Lagi
Kaise Sikhaun Aankhon Ki Zubaan unhe….=======================================================


Harr Phool Ki

Harr phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna pyaar ki nishani hai..
Kahi koi zakham nahi hai phir bhi kyon yeh dard ka ehsaas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi unke paas hai….=======================================================


Pyaar ki Nishani
Mere paas bas yehi ek us ke pyaar ki nishani hai.
Kirdar badal gaye, ab badli si yeh kahani hai,
Zindagi mein mithaas thi ab zeher ke paani hai,
Mere zakhmon par marham na lagaao,
Mere paas bas yehi ek us ke pyaar ki nishani hai.=======================================================

Woh mere saamne hai
Kuch kadmo ki hi doorie par woh mere saamne hai
Chupke se dekh aankhien band kar leta hoon
Kya waqt ki majboori hai use chhoo nahi sakta
Zindagi saamne hai mere saanse le nahi sakta=======================================================

Ghise Pitte Hindi Filmi Dialogues

Sher O Shayari - 02

*Ab Main Darti Nahi *

Ab mei darti nahi
Meine usse pukara,
ki mujhe daar lag raha hai.
meri aankh mei dhundh ho rahi hai,
kuchh saaf nahi dikh raha.
Wo aya, pukarne pe mere,
Usne suna, sunane pe mere,
punchha , derti ho andhere se kya,
Aur mere haan kehte hi usne andhera ker diya,
Jo roshni thi usko bhi band ker diya.
Ab mei roti nahi siskti hui,
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*Tumhari yaad *

Tumhari yaad
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
kisi ki yaad me kehta hai ye dil
Meri deewangi ko galat na samajhna,
maine chaha hai tumhe hadh se badhkar ,
meri zindagi se kabhi dur na jana,
maine paya hai […]
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*Hai Mujhe Shayri ka Shauk*

Hai Mujhe Shayri ka Shauk
Gum ko bhulaane mein likhta hoon shayari
Pyaar ko paane mein likhta hoon shayari
Khaas dost logo pe main banata hoon shayari
Pyaar khone mein likhta hoon shayari

Hai Mujhe shayri ka Shauk
Bichhade huye dost ko milati hai shayari
Pyaar ko majboot banati hai Shayari
Dil ko milaati hai Shayari
Rokar, Hasaati hai shayari
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Romantic Shayari - 01

Mujhe pata nahin kya ho jata hai,
neend aati nahin or chain kho jata hai,
phir dil bechain ho jata hai,
or khwaab kuch aisa aata hai,
ki aap ka hath hamare hathon mein,
or sar hamare kandhe pe nazar aata hai.
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Dua hai us rab se kabhi tumhain dard ka ehsaas na de
Pal koi aisa na guzre jab mushkilo me ham saath na de
Kisi saans me ham tumko bhule,
Rab hame aisi saans na de
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Ik baat puchte rehte hain hum,
bhagwan se fariyaad mein,
aisa kya hai unki har baat mein,
kyun aati hai bar bar woh meri yaad mein,
kya bhagwan yahi woh pyar hai,
jisko milne ke liye kiya,
hamne itna intzaar hai.
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Thaame Rakhna Haath Hamara Aise Hi
Dete Rehna Saath Zindagi Bhar Aise Hi
Yu To Milenge Zindagi Mein Chahne Wale bahut
Milenge To Bas Hamare Jaise Nahi
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Dosti ka pahela paigam aap ke naam,
Jindagi ki aakhiri sham aap ke naam,
Is safar me humsafar hai hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibana aap ka kaam.
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Funny Shayari - 01

Funny Shayari
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein
rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??
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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
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Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
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Love Shayari

Love Shayari

Hum Rona To Bahoot chahte hai
Magar Galay Lagane Wala Koi Nahi
Sab Hai Magar apna koi nahi
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Khuda kisi ki muhabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare..
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Love is like standing in the wet cement,
The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave
And you can never go without leaving your shoe behind.
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Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar bar tha likha
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita-mitake roye…
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yuan to hum kisi ka picha nahi karte,
darde dil diya or liya nahi karte,
itfak ki baat hai ye dil tuj par aa gya,
warna itne kimti cheez kisi ko diya nahi karte
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Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga
Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga
Yakeen nahin to dolee se jhankke dekhna
Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga…
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Raat kya dhali sitare chale gaye,
koi aur kya mila aap hume bhulate chale gaye,
dosti ki baazi jeet to hum bi sakte the,
par aap ki khushi ke liye haarte chale gaye…..
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Pyar se pyari koi majburi nahi hoti.
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti.
dilon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai.
nazor se dur hona koi mazburi nahi hoti.
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Dil ki duniya mein koi gam na ho
humari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho
khush raho tum sada yeh dua hai
meri,kya pata hum kal ho na ho.
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Badi gahrai se chaha hai tujhe
badi duaon se paya hai tujhe
tujhe bhulane ko sochu bhi kaise sakta hoo
kismat ki lakiro se churaya hai tujhe
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had se na guzre koi ishq main
had se na guzre koi ishq main
milta vahi hai jo
naseeb main hota hai.
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Har ek zajbat ko dua nahi milti
Har ek arzu ko zuban nahi milti
Muskan sajae rakho to duniya hai sath
kyuki Aansu ko to ankho main bhi Panah nahi milti.
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Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki,
Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,
Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi,
ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
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Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye
Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye
Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye
Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
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Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai,
Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai,
Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay,
per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
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dil se aap ka khayal jatha nahi,
aap ke siwa koi yaad aatha nahi,
hasrat hai roz aap ko dekhen,
par woh waqt hamare samne aatha hi nahi.
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Majburi kya thi unhone batayi to hoti,
judai ki Baat yu sunaayi na hoti..
apne kabar ki mitti bhi de dete unhe,
MERE MAUT ki khwaish jatayi to hoti..
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Mithi mithi yadon ko palakon me bitha dena,

Sath gujare hue lamhon ko dil men basa lena,

Najar na aaun hakikat me agar,

To muskurake sapanon me bula lena.
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Kisi mod par akela na chodna,

Armano se bare dil ko mat todna,

Duniya begani bane to kya hua,

Tamanna yahi hai ki tum mera sath na chodna.
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Chahkar bhi alag na rahe sakoge,

Ruthkar bhi naraj na rahe sakoge,

Hum rishte he aise banate hai,

Aap hamare bin ek pal bhi rahe na sakoge.
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Kitane chahere hai duniya me,

Magar ek chahera najar aata hai,

Duniya ko ab kya denkhe,

Aap ki yadon me vakt gujar jata hai.
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Dil ke bazaar mein daulat nahi dekhi jaati,

pyar ho jaaye toh shohrat nahi dekhi jaati,

ek hi insaan pe luta do sab kuch,

kyunki pasand ho cheez toh kimat nahi dekhi jaati.....
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Sher O Shayari - 01

Dil ka Zakhm Zuban par laaya nahin Karte,
Hum apni Aankhon se Aansoo bahaya nahin Karte,
Zakhm Kitne hi Gehre kyon na ho,
Hum apne Honton se Muskurahat hataya nahin Karte.
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Na Zindagi ke liye, Na Dosti ke liye,
Waqt rukta nahin kisi ke liye,
Kadam do Kadam tho sabhi Chalte hain,
Saath Chalta nahin koi Zindagi bhar ke liye.
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Rehmate karam itna na baras,
Itna na baras ke who aa na sakein
Jab who aa jaayein tho jam ke baras,
Itna jam ke baras ke wo jaa na sakein.
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Fiza par tho asar hawaon ka hota hai,
Mohabbat par tho asar adaaon ka hota hai,
Koi aise hi kisika deewana nahin hota,
Kuch kasoor yaaron ka bhi hota hai.
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Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Raabta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah
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Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki
Hum to behust youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki
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Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.
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Mere Dil Main Koi Aawaz Ubhar Aati hai
Tere Hi Baal Bikhar Jaata Hain Diwaron Pe
Teri Hi Shakal Kitabon Main Nazar Aati Hai
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Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam RaHI.
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Ek Musafir Ne Raat Pichlay Pahar
Apne Mehboob Ke Na Aane Par
Kar Diya Taj Mahal Ke Tukre
Aab-E-Jamuna Main Phaik Kar Pathar
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