Funny shayari

Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein
rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??
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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
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Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
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Ram ne dhanush toda seeta chali aai,
Kishan ne bansuri bajai to,
Radha daudi chali aai,
Aur hum ne sirf siti mari,
Aur tu baap ko le aai.
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Ghar Ghar me diya jale to,
Diwali mat samajo,
Mai tumhare piche padun to,
Mawali mat samajo.
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Tarif ke kabil hum kahan,
Charcha to aap ki chalti hai,
Sub kuch hai aap ke paas,
Bus Singh aur puch ki kami lagati hai.
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Wo chum le ek baar to aati nahi nind
usaki mithi awaj men hee raat jaati hai beet,
Is lie kaheta hun yaaro,risk na uthao,
kachua jalao machr bhagao
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Raat ko jab koi SMS aata hai,
Humko sirf aapka hi khyal aata hai,
kyonki jab sara jahan so jata hai,
tab ullu hi mandarata hai
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Mere dil, jigar,kideny, liver ho tum,
Vakt bewakt aaye wo fever ho tum,
Dubake mar jau wo river ho tum,
Mere jivan me ab to forever ho tum.
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Suraj bana to badal bane,
Chanda bana to tare bane,
Husn bana to diwane bane,
Kuch to khas baat hai aap me,
Yu hi nahi pagalkhane bane.
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Marane par hume jannat mile na mile,
SMS me kasar mat chod meri jaan,
Ye hava ye fija mile na mile,
SMS me kasar mat chod meri jaan,
Malum nahi upar jakar mobile mile na mile.
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Tere husan ki kya tarif karu,
Tera bandar jaisa muh,
Tere julfon ki kya tarif karu,
Tere her ek baal pe ju.
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Khuda ki kasam mai tumhara nahi hu,
Nadi hu mai ek, kinara nahi hu,
Dekhti ho kyun tum mujhe muskrurake,
Shadi suda hun mai kuvara nahi hu mai.
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Aaj aap kuch sharmaye hue lagte ho,
thand se kapkapaye hue lagte ho,
kya khoob nikhra hai chehra aapka,
kafi dino baad nahaye hue lagte ho....
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Ashiq pagal ho jate hai pyar me,
Jo kasar rahe jati hai vo,
Puri ho jati hai intejar me,
Magar unaki dilruba nahi samajti,
Vo chali jati hai kisi aur ki car me.
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Tumko dekha toh yeh khayaal aaya,
Tumko dekha toh yeh khayaal aaya,
ki paagalon ke stalk mein naya maal aaya......
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Apun dono ki dosti jhakaas maangta,
jhakaas bole toh,
apun hira ,tu moti
apun sabji ,tu roti
apun paani ,tu tanki
apun taarzan, tu monkey....
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Na vo ikrar karate hai na wo inkar karate hai,
Mere khayal me wo kambakt mere,
Kisi dost ko pyar karte hai.
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Yu dekha na karo tum hume hasate haste,
Yu dekha na karo tum hume hasate haste,
Mere dost bahut he kharab hai,
Kahe denge bhabi ji namaste.
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Umidon ki shama dil me mat jalana,
Is jahan ke safar me kahi kho na jana,
Aaj mud me tha to sms kar dia,
Par roj intejar me palake mat bichana.
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