Funny Jokes - Boss & robert

America Mein WAAR

Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Boss: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Blady Fool!!!
India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.

Bolo kaise???

Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Boss: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR….....
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PEA-COCK

One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Boss.
Boss was in a great mood .

Boss : Robert! iske saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?

Boss : Jab iske samne daru ka glass rakha jayega tab use hum kahenge
kyoki iska naam “PEA-COCK” hai.
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Boss & robert in cricket match

Boss is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan.
Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting.
Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls.

Boss : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde.

Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!
Boss : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.

Rabert : Ok boss He goes to Kapil and tells the message.

Kapil nods and bowls but Imran again hits it for a six again.
Now just one ball and six runs to win.

Rabert : Boss ab Kapil se jaake kya kehna hai?

Boss : Ab Kapil se kuch mat kehna. Imran se jaake kehna ki uski maa aur beewi hamare kabje mein hai!
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