Valentine Wishes

wishing all my friends here
A happy valentines day!!!
 

Hum jeete Hari Baazi, Aur Mashhoor ho gaye,
Aapki hansi mein hanse, to aansu door ho gaye,
Bus aapke jaise Doston ki dosti se, Aaj Hum “Kaanch” se “Kohinoor” ho gaye……
Happy valentines day!!!






Without Love

Without Love -- days are
sad day,
moan day,
tears day,
waste day,
thirst day,
fright day,
shatter day.
So be in love everyday...
Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.


an emotional bank account

I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,

so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.


I wish to celebrate

"I'm enthralled by your beauty,
mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love.
No wonder I am always thinking about you.
I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you.
Happy Valentine's Day!


As time goes on

Love so much my heart is sure.
As time goes on I love you more,
Your happy smile.
Your loving face no one will ever take your place.
Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!


I ask God for a

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!

Happy Valentine's Day !


To be honest with you

To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better,
but I do have the arms to give you a hug,
ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about,
and I have a heart;
a heart that's aching to see you smile again.




Valentine bless

May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth - of romance.
Happy Valentine's Day !

Jokes - Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean

BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
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MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE

SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
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3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
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3 Parrots

3 Parrots

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?



The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.
"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."



The man then asked what the second parrot cost.

The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,

but is an expert computer programmer.


Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other two call him "BOSS"!!