Funny Shayari - 01

Funny Shayari
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein
rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??
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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
yu aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
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Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!
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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
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Love Shayari

Love Shayari

Hum Rona To Bahoot chahte hai
Magar Galay Lagane Wala Koi Nahi
Sab Hai Magar apna koi nahi
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Khuda kisi ki muhabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare..
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Love is like standing in the wet cement,
The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave
And you can never go without leaving your shoe behind.
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Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar bar tha likha
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita-mitake roye…
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yuan to hum kisi ka picha nahi karte,
darde dil diya or liya nahi karte,
itfak ki baat hai ye dil tuj par aa gya,
warna itne kimti cheez kisi ko diya nahi karte
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Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga
Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga
Yakeen nahin to dolee se jhankke dekhna
Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga…
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Raat kya dhali sitare chale gaye,
koi aur kya mila aap hume bhulate chale gaye,
dosti ki baazi jeet to hum bi sakte the,
par aap ki khushi ke liye haarte chale gaye…..
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Pyar se pyari koi majburi nahi hoti.
kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti.
dilon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai.
nazor se dur hona koi mazburi nahi hoti.
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Dil ki duniya mein koi gam na ho
humari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho
khush raho tum sada yeh dua hai
meri,kya pata hum kal ho na ho.
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Badi gahrai se chaha hai tujhe
badi duaon se paya hai tujhe
tujhe bhulane ko sochu bhi kaise sakta hoo
kismat ki lakiro se churaya hai tujhe
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had se na guzre koi ishq main
had se na guzre koi ishq main
milta vahi hai jo
naseeb main hota hai.
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Har ek zajbat ko dua nahi milti
Har ek arzu ko zuban nahi milti
Muskan sajae rakho to duniya hai sath
kyuki Aansu ko to ankho main bhi Panah nahi milti.
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Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki,
Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,
Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi,
ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..
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Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye
Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye
Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye
Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.
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Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai,
Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai,
Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay,
per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…
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dil se aap ka khayal jatha nahi,
aap ke siwa koi yaad aatha nahi,
hasrat hai roz aap ko dekhen,
par woh waqt hamare samne aatha hi nahi.
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Majburi kya thi unhone batayi to hoti,
judai ki Baat yu sunaayi na hoti..
apne kabar ki mitti bhi de dete unhe,
MERE MAUT ki khwaish jatayi to hoti..
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Mithi mithi yadon ko palakon me bitha dena,

Sath gujare hue lamhon ko dil men basa lena,

Najar na aaun hakikat me agar,

To muskurake sapanon me bula lena.
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Kisi mod par akela na chodna,

Armano se bare dil ko mat todna,

Duniya begani bane to kya hua,

Tamanna yahi hai ki tum mera sath na chodna.
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Chahkar bhi alag na rahe sakoge,

Ruthkar bhi naraj na rahe sakoge,

Hum rishte he aise banate hai,

Aap hamare bin ek pal bhi rahe na sakoge.
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Kitane chahere hai duniya me,

Magar ek chahera najar aata hai,

Duniya ko ab kya denkhe,

Aap ki yadon me vakt gujar jata hai.
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Dil ke bazaar mein daulat nahi dekhi jaati,

pyar ho jaaye toh shohrat nahi dekhi jaati,

ek hi insaan pe luta do sab kuch,

kyunki pasand ho cheez toh kimat nahi dekhi jaati.....
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Sher O Shayari - 01

Dil ka Zakhm Zuban par laaya nahin Karte,
Hum apni Aankhon se Aansoo bahaya nahin Karte,
Zakhm Kitne hi Gehre kyon na ho,
Hum apne Honton se Muskurahat hataya nahin Karte.
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Na Zindagi ke liye, Na Dosti ke liye,
Waqt rukta nahin kisi ke liye,
Kadam do Kadam tho sabhi Chalte hain,
Saath Chalta nahin koi Zindagi bhar ke liye.
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Rehmate karam itna na baras,
Itna na baras ke who aa na sakein
Jab who aa jaayein tho jam ke baras,
Itna jam ke baras ke wo jaa na sakein.
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Fiza par tho asar hawaon ka hota hai,
Mohabbat par tho asar adaaon ka hota hai,
Koi aise hi kisika deewana nahin hota,
Kuch kasoor yaaron ka bhi hota hai.
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Toot Jaate Hain Sabhi Rishte Magar
Dil Se Dil Ka Raabta Apni Jagah
Dil Ko Hai Tujh Se Na Milne Ka Yaqeen
Tujh Se Milne Ki Dua Apni Jagah
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Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki
Hum to behust youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki
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Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.
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Mere Dil Main Koi Aawaz Ubhar Aati hai
Tere Hi Baal Bikhar Jaata Hain Diwaron Pe
Teri Hi Shakal Kitabon Main Nazar Aati Hai
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Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam RaHI.
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Ek Musafir Ne Raat Pichlay Pahar
Apne Mehboob Ke Na Aane Par
Kar Diya Taj Mahal Ke Tukre
Aab-E-Jamuna Main Phaik Kar Pathar
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